The Red Pen
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- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
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i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
(via lucille-is-a-vampire-bat)
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[insert literary reference]: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone? You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.
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Irritated with Flickr’s redesign? Well, they can do whatever they want. With all your photos. #CrackedClassic
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“Doxxing people isnt harassment. Liking and reblogging my posts is harassment.” —-SJW Proverb (via sjw-proverbs)
(Because using Tumblr in the way it’s intended to be used is evil!)
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OMD: the secret history.
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(via everyonehatesstrudel)
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benedict crying alone in his room because no one calls him by his real name
(via the-mighty-tyto-alba)
